Can’t wait to meet her!įor every purchase of one of these scrumptious bottles, 50 cents goes towards helping homeless pets find a family. I overhear the human say it’s called Violet’s Grüner Veltliner. While the human is not looking I decided to see what all the fuss was about, and boy am I glad I disobeyed the rules and knocked this unknown substance off the table! It is so delicious and is much better than the water in my bowl. It’s ten times better than what I smelled on the oak tree today, and that smell was pretty darn good. I can smell florals, spices and hints of pears. Human has opened the bottle and has a big smile. Does this mean I’m getting a new friend?! Oh, I do hope so! In fact, there is a photo of another dog on the front. Today the human brought home some liquid that does not look like coffee. Violet’s Grüner Veltliner Reviewed by Maggie What more could one want from life? *No cats drank wine in the creation of this review. But let’s be honest, real royalty skips naps for no one.ĥ0 cents from this bottle also goes to helping rescue pets like myself find a home, where they too can boss around human slaves. The vibrant acidity perks me up instantly and I even consider skipping my next nap, I enjoy the taste that much. I can taste juicy cherries and strawberries, and am reminded of that Christmas pavlova I once enjoyed while no one was looking. My taste buds tingle as I slowly lap up the decadent liquid. Mere peasants below would not understand the joys of an occasion such as this. Looks lovely sitting next to me on a summer’s afternoon while I watch the (annoying) birds fly past and take in the sights from high up on my cat tower. I should probably write a stern letter.Īnyway, on to this delightful liquid. I might have to deduct a point from my score because of this clear lack of judgement. Let’s all start by raising the obvious question - why is this dog wearing a crown? Crowns are only worn by royalty, royalty meaning cats.
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